Friday, October 21, 2011
The Sh** My Kid Says
Heard from the crib in the morning
"MAAAAAAMA Come get me! I pooped!!"- synonymous with "WOMAN, WIPE MY BUTT!!"
"Mama, listen to Gaga??" - really child? Lady Gaga at 7am?
"AAAAAASHLEY" or "BRIIIIIIAN" - Oh my god, what happened to Mama and Daddy? Gah, my kid is 2 going on 16.
Now these little toddler-isms are adorable for the most part and take place in the privacy of our own home, in front of only the hubby or me. It's much more amusing/mortifying when it happens in public.
Driving in the Car with My Parents
"Mama drives like a rollercoaster!!"
At a Dinner Party
"They are drinking white wine!"
At the Dinner Table
"I don't want to go to bed, I want to PARTY!"
And the most classic, which just happened yesterday.
He grabbed me by the hand in the middle of this enormous birthday party and dragged me over to a cooler.
"Mama, drink a beer!"
*head in hands, hides in shame* Oh my god REALLY? I die.
What do your kids say these days that makes you want to dig a hole and crawl into it?